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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 5 months ago #8675

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 5 months ago #8745

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Una biondina sta guidando dietro ad un camion. Al semaforo scende va dall'autista e gli dice: "Buongiorno signore, scusi, il suo camion perde la merce!", il camionista fa finta di niente e riparte. Al secondo semaforo la biondina scende e dice: "Buongiorno, scusi, il suo camion perde la merce!", il camionista non ci bada e riparte.
La scena si ripete per altri tre semafori.. Al quarto semaforo il camionista si stufa e le fa: "Buongiorno signorina mi kiamo Franco, siamo in inverno e questo è uno SPARGISALE!!"

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 5 months ago #8747

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David ha scritto:

Una biondina sta guidando dietro ad un camion. Al semaforo scende va dall'autista e gli dice: "Buongiorno signore, scusi, il suo camion perde la merce!", il camionista fa finta di niente e riparte. Al secondo semaforo la biondina scende e dice: "Buongiorno, scusi, il suo camion perde la merce!", il camionista non ci bada e riparte.
La scena si ripete per altri tre semafori.. Al quarto semaforo il camionista si stufa e le fa: "Buongiorno signorina mi kiamo Franco, siamo in inverno e questo è uno SPARGISALE!!"

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 5 months ago #8750

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 5 months ago #8766

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 5 months ago #8806

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9317

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bhè.. questo mi fa troppo ridere...





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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9335

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Grande Homer!!! No Thomson!! Chi?? Ah io???

BOH!!!!

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9354

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9363

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Un tizio con dei dolori ai genitali va dal medico che durante la visita esclama:
- Mio Dio, ma voi avete un testicolo di legno e uno d'acciaio!
E l'uomo:
- Perché, è grave?
E il dottore:
- Certo! Voi non potrete avere figli...
L'uomo allora si volge verso la sala d'attesa e grida:
- Pinocchio, Robocop, venite qua da papà!

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9373

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e poi parlano delle loro barzellette!cmq è bellina!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9374

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Due amici al bar:
-"Ti piacerebbe fare sesso a tre ?"
-Certo, sarebbe il sogno della mia vita!!"
-"E allora corri a casa tua, forse arrivi in tempo!!!" :laugh:

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9379

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9386

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9391

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Eh vabbè però deve portarsi dietro qualcuno sennò come fa?? a casa c'è solo la moglie!! no????!!??

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9416

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #9999

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Un ginecologo ad una prostituta:

Mi dica signorina, durante il ciclo ha molte perdite?
Direi di sì, in media......... circa 1000 euro!

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Re:Due sane risate.... 11 years 4 months ago #10013

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